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<blockquote data-quote="ForgottenSeer 98186" data-source="post: 1026354"><p><strong><u>Today:</u></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Microsoft Engineer 1:</strong> "Let's create something and take it as far as we can take it!"</p><p><strong>Microsoft Engineer 2: </strong>"Sounds awesome! We'll do so much for those in userland!"</p><p><strong>Microsoft Engineer 3: </strong>"Our team has a great security project. Security for the masses!"</p><p><strong>Microsoft Division VP: </strong>"I'll back all of that. Let's give it a go! Let's deliver! For All Mankind!"</p><p></p><p><strong><u>Five years later:</u></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Microsoft Division VP: </strong>"Your project is 'deprecated.' Engineers 1 & 2 ... you're fired! Engineers 3 your team is being reassigned as your security project is being put on "hold" and tasks are being off-shored to India and Estonia."</p><p><strong>Microsoft Engineer 3: </strong>"Our project works really well. Lots of users use it."</p><p><strong>Microsoft Division VP: </strong>"Engineer 3 go fly a kite. Pretty desktop icons are more important."</p><p><strong>User in Userland: </strong>"WTF?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ForgottenSeer 98186, post: 1026354"] [B][U]Today:[/U] Microsoft Engineer 1:[/B] "Let's create something and take it as far as we can take it!" [B]Microsoft Engineer 2: [/B]"Sounds awesome! We'll do so much for those in userland!" [B]Microsoft Engineer 3: [/B]"Our team has a great security project. Security for the masses!" [B]Microsoft Division VP: [/B]"I'll back all of that. Let's give it a go! Let's deliver! For All Mankind!" [B][U]Five years later:[/U] Microsoft Division VP: [/B]"Your project is 'deprecated.' Engineers 1 & 2 ... you're fired! Engineers 3 your team is being reassigned as your security project is being put on "hold" and tasks are being off-shored to India and Estonia." [B]Microsoft Engineer 3: [/B]"Our project works really well. Lots of users use it." [B]Microsoft Division VP: [/B]"Engineer 3 go fly a kite. Pretty desktop icons are more important." [B]User in Userland: [/B]"WTF?" [/QUOTE]
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